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IN HONOUR OF TONIGHT: FRANZ FERDINAND BEING RELEASED TODAY, HAVE A PHOTO OF BOSOLA IN A BERET.



"IT'S NOT RAINING BUT IT'S A BIT COLD."
 
 
 
10 January 2009 @ 18:18
REJOICE, HEZBOLLITES.

OUR PRAYERS, COMPLAINTS AND WHINGES HAVE BEEN HERED BY OUR LORD AND MASTER, FOR HOLY TITS! HE HATH RETURNED,


BEARD AND GLASSES, OH MY.
WITH BONUS CREEPY NICK, BTW

MOAR!Collapse )

I AM CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC -- I HAD NOT FELT THIS HOPEFUL SINCE OBAMA WON.

DO WE DARE WISH FOR BOBTITS IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE? :O

CELEBRATE, PEOPLE. CELEBRATE.
 
 
EMO MOOD: surprisedsurprised
BOOGIE MUSIC: TONIGHT: BOSOLA ALBUM LEAK
 
 
10 January 2009 @ 01:25
FELLOW ADMIRERS OF BOSOLA





SEE ALSO:



THAT IS ALL.
 
 
04 December 2008 @ 22:09
IN LIGHT OF RECENT FAKE LEAKS OF TONIGHT: FRANZ FERDINAND, intrastellar AND I DECIDED TO CHEER OURSELVES UP BY TAKING UP OUR FAVOURITE PASTIME AGAIN: THE SKILLFULLY MASTERED ART OF MOCKING BOSOLAH.


LOLOLOL

DON'T LOOK SO CROSS, BOSOLA, WE KNOW YOU'RE AWARE OF OUR DECEITFUL BEHAVIOUR, BUT WE MEAN NO HARM REALLY. WE MOCK BECAUSE WE CARE. AND BECAUSE WE ENJOY MOCKING. BUT THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING.




DESOLATE-LOOKING!ALEX CONTEMPLATES THE WET GROUND, LOST IN THOUGHT: "I'M NOT AS COOL AS BOSOLA. HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THIS RIDICULOUS HAT, AND HE'S GOT A MOST CHARMING FEDORA?! LIFE'S SO UNFAIR!"


IN CONCLUSION, WE'RE EXPECTING YOU, GREAT MASTER BOSOLA, TO GET  YOUR BOBTITS OUT ON THE NEXT DVD.
 
 
BOOGIE MUSIC: EVERYBODY DANZ NAO
 
 
 
26 November 2008 @ 20:46
PEOPLE, CHECK OUT THE NEW FRANZ FERDINAND ALBUM COVER:



IT IS WITH GREAT SORROW THAT WE MUST ANNOUNCE THE APPARENT PASSING OF OUR DOUGHY SEXMUFFIN WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT.

OTHER THAN LEAVING YOUR CONDOLENCES IN THIS POST ALONG WITH YOUR WORST BEST PHOTOS OF BOBUSAN, I THINK IT IS OUT DUTY TO DETERMINE WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED TO HIM DURING HIS LAST MOMENTS ~ON THIS PLANE~. THEREFORE, A POLL:

Poll #1304942 INQUIRING MINDS

WHAT HAPPENED TO BOB?

THE FALCON LAY UPON BOB HIS LAST ACT OF VENGEANCE.
0(0.0%)
"....IS THAT A PIANO?"
0(0.0%)
THE BUTLER DID IT.
1(6.7%)
SLIPPED ON A BANANA.
0(0.0%)
WANKED HIMSELF TO DEATH.
0(0.0%)
PAUL SUGGESTED A BAND TATTOO ON EVERYONE'S NECKS.
0(0.0%)
NICK SUGGESTED HE GOT A TAN.
0(0.0%)
ALEX SUGGESTED HE GOT A HAIRCUT.
1(6.7%)
HE'S GOING TO REGENERATE, STFU.
4(26.7%)
TICKY KILLED HIM, THAT BASTARD.
1(6.7%)


MOAR THEORIES? THAT'S WHAT THE COMMENTS ARE FOR.

RIP BOSOLA.

PS: ALEX DIED AS WELL ON THE ULYSSES COVER, SRY.
 
 
EMO MOOD: shockedshocked
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 02:27
WE HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING ABOUT OUR LORD AND MASTER, AND LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR:



HE IS BECOME MR POTATOBOB, DESTROYER OF SEXY FEELINGS.

BUT LOOK, YOUR FEARLESS LEADER (ONE OF THEM) AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT HIM LAST NIGHT AND IT GOT A BIT BETTER:



IT CAN CLEARLY BE IMPROVED, WE JUST HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HIM MORE. SO COME ON! FALCONS, TO ARMS! OTHERWISE MORE OF US WILL SUCCUMB TO THE LURE OF NICK AND PONY AND WE DON'T WANT THAT NOW, DO WE.


WE CAN REBUILD HIM.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
WE CAN MAKE HIM BETTER THAN HE WAS.
BETTER. STRONGER. HAIRIER.
 
 
21 March 2008 @ 22:10

ABUSIVE AND DRUNK FALCON IS ABUSING YER POP STARS


ALL YOUR FALCONS ARE BELONG TO US
 
 
14 June 2007 @ 22:53


MOAR TOMORRAH. WAIT AND SEE.

AS FOR ANDY, HE'S TOTES ROCKING \M/ A FRANCISCAN MONK HAIRCUT Y/Y.
 
 
EMO MOOD: bouncyLMAE
BOOGIE MUSIC: Franz Ferdinand - Can't Stop Bobbing
 
 
20 April 2007 @ 01:09


LEAVE VACUUMING TO THE SERVANT.
 
 
EMO MOOD: sillysilly
 
 
 
14 February 2007 @ 20:18
K, EVERYONE AND THEIR DOGS MUST KNOW ALREADY THAT THEY'RE PLAYING BONNAROO THIS YEAR. THEN, LOOK AT THIS JEWEL HERE:



HOLY CRAP, BOSOLA. BEHOLD ALL THAT PUDGE WAITING TO GET OUT OF THERE BEHIND THE SHIRT, OOOOH! THAT'S HOW WE ALL LIKE IT, FOR THE RECORD.

ALL PRAISE THE REBELLIOUS PUDGE.

DISREGARD THE OUT-OF-DATE TEXT THAT THE BONNAROO WEBSITE PEEPZ HAVE PUT UP. "HAVE JUST RECORDED", YEAH RIGHT. LMAERS.

PRAISE THE RIOTOUS BIT OF PUDGE. LMAE.

SPREAD THE WORD, LMAERS. UNITE. MAKE OUR VOICE BE HEARD. MAY THE PUDGE RETURN, ALL REBELLIOUS-LIKE AS IT ONCE WAS. WOO.
 
 
EMO MOOD: amusedLMAE
BOOGIE MUSIC: ANTICHRIST TELEVISION BLUES
 
 
09 January 2007 @ 19:25
I THINK YOU'RE ALL AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF A CERTAIN WEBSITE THAT SELLS T-SHIRTS CALLED THREADLESS RIGHT? SO, I THINK SINCE THE BEGINNING YOU COULD SUBMIT DESIGNS FOR VOTING AND WOTNOT. NOW, WE CAN SUBMIT SLOGANS TOO, AND THE HIGHEST SCORES OF EACH WEEK GET THE PRIZE: $100 CASH AND $100 OF THREADLESS CERTIFICATES.

RIGHT ISN'T IT GRAND? $100 IS WORTH AROUND 4 SHIRTS, I THINK. ANYWAY. THAT'S WHEN I ASK FOR YOUR HELP, FELOW COMRADES.

IF YOU VOTE HERE FOR THE SLOGANS I CAME UP WITH: HTTP://WWW.THREADLESS.COM/PROFILE/131093/JULEEES/SLOGANS PERHAPS WE CAN WANGLE A HIGHER VOTING AND GET IT PRINTED (ALTHOUGH SRSLY I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS) AND HAUNT BOSOLA FOREVER. AND SEND ONE SHIRT FOR HIM, OBVS. HE'D BE THRILLED.

THERE'S 3 SLOGANS ACTUALLY, 'LMAE'; 'I DO HAUNT YOU STILL' - WHICH IS A PASSAGE FROM THE DUCCHESS OF MALFI PLAY, ACT I / SCENE I; AND WELL, 'SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH' WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOSOLA, BUT WHATEVER.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! TELL YR MATES, VOTE!
 
 
EMO MOOD: ecstaticLMAE
BOOGIE MUSIC: LMAE SONGS
 
 
28 December 2006 @ 22:49
VOTE FOR BOSOLA ON THIS IS FAKE DIY'S 'BEARD OF THE YEAR'

DON'T LET THAT MICHAEL TAPPER BLOKE WIN, NO WAI. VOTE! VOTE HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT. VOTE IN YOUR FRIENDS BEHALF. EVEN IN YOUR ENEMIES BEHALF. THEY WON'T MIND. IT'S FOR THE GOOD.

BOSOLA WILL BE CHUFFED WHEN HE WINS AND HE'LL REWARD THOSE WHO VOTED FOR HIM, SO DO IT NOOOOOOOOW.

PIMP IT IN YR JOURNALS. MAKE ALL YOUR FLIST VOTE. BOSOLA MUST WIN!

FTW!!
 
 
BOOGIE MUSIC: The Shins - Phantom Limb
 
 
25 December 2006 @ 00:53
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LMAERS ♥

I HOPE YOU ALL GOT YOUR BOSOLAS FOR XMAS.

HAVE A DRABBLE:

"1000 TROLLOP OCTOPUSS

BOSOLA PACED STEATHLY BACK AND FORTH. LAME DREAD FILLED HIS HEART. LMAER SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOME AT LEAST AN HOUR AGO AND IT WASN'T LIKE HER TO BE LATE. OH, MY IRIDESCENT LOVE, BOSOLA THOUGHT. WHERE COULD YOU BE?

JUST THEN, THE PHONE RANG. IT WAS THE POLICE. LMAER HAD BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY GEEKY EYE, A SUPERVILLAIN WHO HAD THE CITY IN A STATE OF HUSSY TERROR. BOSOLA FAINTED DEAD AWAY, LIKE A VERY LMAE LEADER.

WHEN HE CAME TO, THERE WAS A BUMP ON HIS ARM AND THE LAME DREAD HAD RETURNED. "LMAER, MY AMAZING HONEY BUNNY," HE CRIED OUT LAMELY. "WHAT IS GEEKY EYE DOING TO YOU?" PROBABLY TORTURING HER, LAUGHING HUSSILY AS HE SLEPT HER IN THE ELBOW.

IN THE MIDST OF ALL THE TERROR AND TEARS, BOSOLA REMEMBERED A STORY HIS GRANDMOTHER HAD TOLD HIM. IF YOU FOLD 1000 TROLLOP OCTOPUSS, THEN WHATEVER YOU WISH FOR WILL COME TRUE.

BOSOLA ORDERED IN A SUPPLY OF TROLLOP AND SET TO WORK, FOLDING OCTOPUSS UNTIL HIS ARM WAS SORE AND HE COULD HARDLY SEE. IT TOOK A WEEK. HE WAS JUST FINISHING UP THE VERY LAST OCTOPUS WHEN LMAER WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR.

"LMAER!" BOSOLA SCREAMED AND THREW HIMSELF INTO LMAER'S ARMS. "IT WORKED! I FOLDED 1000 TROLLOP OCTOPUSS AND IT BROUGHT YOU BACK TO ME." HE WAS SO HAPPY, HE FELT LIKE HE WAS DANCING ON ELBOW STROKAGE. HE KISSED LMAER HUSKILY ON THE ELBOW.

"ACTUALLY," LMAER SAID, PULLING AWAY GRUMPILY, "I WAS RESCUED BY THE YOUNG ARSE. HE'S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN." LMAER SIGHED. "AND HE'S REALLY DASHING."

THE LAME DREAD CAME BACK. "BUT YOU'RE GRUMPY TO BE BACK HERE WITH ME, RIGHT?"

LMAER CHECKED HER WATCH. "SURE. BUT I'VE GOT TO GO MEET THE YOUNG ARSE FOR COFFEE NOW TO, YOU KNOW, SAY THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE. STAY CRABBY, BABY." SHE LEFT AND THE DOOR BANGED BEHIND HER.

BOSOLA CHOKED BACK A SOB AND STARTED FOLDING ANOTHER OCTOPUS. THEN HE WENT OUT AND GOT DRUNK INSTEAD."
 
 
EMO MOOD: contentALWAYS LMAE
BOOGIE MUSIC: The Decemberists - As I Rise
 
 
06 December 2006 @ 18:07
HELP THE "STARVING FOR BOB" CHILDREN OF THE HEZBOSOLLAH CULT! LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND BUY BOSOLLAH T-SHIRTS!

OUR FAVOURITE T-SHIRTS:





















AND NOW FOR THE ALL-TIME FAVE, BECAUSE IT'S ~~TRUE~~



SEE THE REST HERE.


AS FOR ICONS:

          .

CREDIT macphista, OR SHE'S GOING TO LIGHT BEAM THEE!!!


CONFUSE YOUR FRIENDS. WEAR A BOB TEE. OR USE A BOB ICON. W/E
 
 
EMO MOOD: busyLMAE